After seeing the expression on Stephen Downes and reading this (excellent) article:
I remembered this awesomeness created by Michael Branson Smith:

And couldn’t help but do some riffing:

Although, let me make this clear – I can’t imagine Stephen ever running away.

Epic improvement. The Downes needs some ds106ing to keep his reaction face in check.
I love how you just referred to him as "The Downes". +1.